What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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