puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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