Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
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Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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