I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
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I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
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I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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