I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
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On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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