I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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