My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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