Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
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I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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