so that wasnt chicken after all
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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