It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
His nipple licking is glorious
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