I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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