i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
they're like a gay fantastic four
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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