Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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