we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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