How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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