Do you still have your period?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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