You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
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will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
What drink are we having for lunch?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
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Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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