That's intense
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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