Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
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woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
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