Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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