Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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