I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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