i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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