It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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