yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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