Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Randomize
