So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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