Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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