when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
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There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Randomize