I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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