Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
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ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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