Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
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Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
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I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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