Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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