I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I think I just sharted jello shots
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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