You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
