Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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