Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Someone came in the potted fern
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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