I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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