I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
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