The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Randomize
