The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
honey bunches of taint.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Randomize
