party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
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Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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