I wannas sexs uuuuu
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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