he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
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I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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