SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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