so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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