he shaved USA in his pubs
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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