8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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