first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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