fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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