Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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