Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
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Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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