brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
do herpes really smell.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
