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(248): View more from Michigan

i can't wait to go to hell

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yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure

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(765): View more from Indiana

that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming

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(949): View more from California

Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.

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(301): View more from Maryland

I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids

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(423): View more from Tennessee

pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...

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...i wondered where i left that...

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.

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No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.

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(519): View more from Ontario

you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break

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