well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Operation Purity has been aborted
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
We were destined to go to rehab together
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Randomize
