To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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