I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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