he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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