i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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