Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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