1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Randomize